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TWISTED WONDERLAND
CROSS-CANON-FRIENDLY AU-AND-OR-JAMJAR MEME

This is a meme for all my pals who want to play twisted wonderland junk. I like parody gakuen best so this meme is very unserious but feel free to rip stuff from it to commit to your own more serious storylines.

Since Twisted Wonderland involves an Isekai element, it lends itself well to jamjar settings as well as AU settings! Have fun au-ing character histories or take a jamjar twist on it and just say your character's been pulled in through the magic mirror.

No matter where they come from, each of them will wake up in a coffin on their very first day, clad in ceremonial robes...

HOW TO PLAY

Leave your prefs in comment. If your character isn't from Twisted Wonderland originally, or if you are playing a dorm swap, make sure to note what dorm your character is a part of. You can leave notes for what kind of scenarios you're looking for to make things easier, or just drop a starter. I'm not dad, I don't tell you what to do.

If you haven't played, Twisted Wonderland is a world in which the disney Villains won their stories instead of the heroes, sort of, and the timeline that ensues after that.

Among many magic schools in Twisted Wonderland is Night Raven College, whose dorms honor the revered Great Seven:

Heartslabyul, whose students follow the strict rules set out by The Queen of Hearts;

Savannahclaw, named in honor of the ruthless King of Beasts;

Octavinelle, the underwater dorm in the domain of The Sea Witch;

Scarabia, guided by the intuition of the Sorcerer of Sands;

Pomefiore, made beautiful to the standards of The Fairest Queen;

Ignihyde, illuminated by the wit of the King of the Underworld;

Diasomnia, a dorm in the dark world of The Thorn Queen;

Those are all the canon dorms... but you can try making your own dorms based on other villains, too. For example, maybe King Candy from Wreck it Ralph could be King of Sweets, with a dorm in the Sugar Rush world! Perhaps Hans takes the throne of Arendelle as the Summer King, ending up with a dorm like Koudehole or something. Maybe the Oogie Boogie became the Night Mayor and Halloweentown has a spooky dorm! The world is not your dad and you can do whatever you want.

IS THIS A HIGHSCHOOL?

This is a meme. Make it whatever you want. Some of the characters are several hundred years old but it's a "high school", like, don't take it too seriously.

PROMPT IDEAS

These are all small little bits just to get you started. Just remember, you're at school! You can do a ton of things, such as—

• get ready for school with your dormmates


• attend such classes as History of Magic and Alchemy, or other things, probably


• run laps or learn to fly a broom in P.E.


• get dressed up for various school events


• chill with your mates at the lunch table with meals made by ghosts


• marvel at your really weird teachers


• BE a teacher for all I care you don't have to be a student. teach them things


• do magic


Have fun!!

Comments

[thetrutheelsall]

Oh? So Azul asked you? I see congratulations are in order then.

[Holds out one of the drinks on his tray to Idia]

[tothosewhobait]

[If looks could kill then eel would be on the menu]

[gl00my]

[the point/social nuance sails clear over his head]

"Asked" is too strong of a strong word! "Recruited"? "Scouted"??

[thetrutheelsall]

I would expect nothing less.

[tothosewhobait]

Thank you for the drinks. I believe something on the floor requires your attention.

[gl00my]

[eyes sliding back and forth between jade and azul. it's like they're whisper chatting before his eyes. he is decidedly not touching the drink offered to him.

trying to muster up all his powet to talk to azul in front of jade..... ]

Look, I know I seem like an indoorsy type with nothing better to do but...
Are we going to just ignore the fact that I don't want to be matched up with any rando? E-Even if our stats match up perfectly... getting to know someone new like that would be too much!!

[tothosewhobait]

…well…what if they were not new?

[gl00my]

...I don't know if that would be better or a new kind of worse.

[second wave of energy]

Do you have a roster???

[tothosewhobait]

Of people you know already? Obviously.

[gl00my]

I know I do, but why is that something you have? Wait, nevermind, I forgot who I'm talking to. Delete, delete.

[there are too many questions and idia's running out of storage space... then:]

......Have you already pitched me to our friends, Azul? Am I a harem protag now?

[tothosewhobait]

If you are the protag, doesn’t that mean I should be pitching them to you? Not the other way around…

Which is what I’m attempting to do right now. I prepared a PowerPoint presentation and everything, you know. You should be a little more grateful I cared enough to put in this sort of work.

[gl00my]

....[sits right back down in that chair] Well now I have to know.

[tothosewhobait]

Wonderful! Enjoy your beverage while I set up the presentation!

[gl00my]

(The presentation is pay-to-watch too??)

[sighs and slips down into the chair and holds the drink, not taking a sip yet. his parents sent him some allowance that he really wanted to spend on some in-game collectibles but... well, this month's event wasn't great anyway.... the completionist in him sighs wearily. takes a sip.]

[tothosewhobait]

[Clears his throat as Jade sets up a screen and starts the presentation]

First of all, thank you for meeting with us today and giving us your time. This presentation will require audience participation and we will have time for questions. At the end you will receive a survey for you to leave positive feedback on.

Now. If you will turn your attention to the screen, we have prepared a chart detailing both the pros and cons of dating. You may not be sold on the idea at this time, but we humbly ask that you keep an open mind until the end of the presentation.

[gl00my]

Can a captive audience be open minded?

[you agreed to be here!! trying and failing to ignore jade]

Sure...I guess...

[thetrutheelsall]

[Notices Idia noticing him because the prey vibes he is giving off right now are impossible not to notice. Jade glances at Azul who looks at him in return before the both nod]

If you'll excuse me....as Azul said, I have some things to see to on the floor.

[Smiles with all his teeth before leaving....only to lean back inside after a mount]

I won't be far, so do shout if you need anything.

[And with that he's gone. Probably.]

[tothosewhobait]

Hmmm...that's funny. I seem to remember a certain someone also having a captive audience and forcing them to sit through presentations. Who could that have been, I wonder?

[gl00my]

...Point taken.

[sweating and taking a stronger sip from his drink. whos the boss NOW?]

....Go ahead.

[tothosewhobait]

Thank you.

[Clears his throat again, gesturing at the screen with a gloved hand.]



Now. Of the listed pros and cons...which appeals to you most and which concerns you the most?

im crying youre so funny

[gl00my]

...Huh?

[reading and re-reading and re-re-reading. turns slowly to look at azul dead in the eye (a feat for him!) because there's gotta be some confirmation that this is real and happening and not a candid camera prank.]

For real? That's- that's what this was all about? Azul, are you talking about our dorms or us? ...Is this a Romance Flag??

[tothosewhobait]

...I prepared thirty-nine more slides we were supposed to go through before it gets to that part of the presentation. We were supposed to go through the other candidates and shoot them all down first. Next slide.

[gl00my]

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SKIPPING THE CUTSCENES???

[tothosewhobait]

I worked really hard on these slides.

[gl00my]

Just so we could throw them all out at the end and say "Ooh Idia pick me!"?

[we??]